How to break the drought!!!

30 Mill · Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:08 am Post subject: How to break the drought!!!

Simple

Build a pergola attached to your house, ensure the garden is dug up and the new windows and doors are required for the big holes in your walls and Oh ensure you need to paint the pergola before plummer and sparky come along!!!

Then watch it piss down for days on end

Bugger!!!

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raveydavey · Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:27 am Post subject:

Sounds like global warming to me, mate! Wink

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wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:25 pm Post subject:

Drought?

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30 Mill · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:55 pm Post subject:

Our water levels had reached a measley 27% of capacity. Back in June if we kept using water at the rate we were, we would have run out of water entirely in just over a year - Thats a drought my friend

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wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:55 pm Post subject:

No need to sound snooty I didn't know anything about it.

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raveydavey · Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:37 pm Post subject:

30 Mill · Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:53 pm Post subject:

How can you sound snooty of a forum - chillax - I was just telling you the story

Ravey - Any donations of water greatfully received - WHEN MY BLOODY RENNOVATIONS ARE FINISHED - are you listening God!!!

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ArmleyWhite · Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:44 am Post subject:

Iv'e got a spare pair of wellies you can borrow.

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30 Mill · Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:18 pm Post subject:

Are they freshly nicked or old stock?

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Gopher · Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:25 am Post subject:

raveydavey · Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:25 pm Post subject:

Mort · Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:11 pm Post subject:

30 Mill · Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:34 pm Post subject:

Cheeky Buggers - Thats melbourne we're talking about

Voted "Worlds most Liveable City" twice in last 5 years*

(I firmly believe the other 3 years results were a result of us not having the Mighty Whites and ER in this fair city)

Bi-fold doors and winders goes in today - photos soon

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wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:21 pm Post subject:

Living requires Oxygen, Water and various other nutrients..

On that basis Peterborough could be the 'World's Most Liveable City'.

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raveydavey · Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:50 pm Post subject:

Gopher · Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:18 pm Post subject:

wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:33 pm Post subject:

Peterborough is a shithole full of six fingers chavs and the odd English person these days.

I'd rather spend my time in Bradford.

Or Corby these days FFS.

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