Random irritations

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:55 am Post subject:

ADVERTS - across every channel at exactly the same time.

Ads come on - you go for a quick channel hop find a programme worth watching for 4 minutes and within 10 seconds it breaks for adverts

This goes on until you original programme comes back on

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Evil or Very Mad

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Baldy · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:28 pm Post subject:

They do that as well here Boxy.. really annoys crap out of me. Evil or Very Mad

Baldy · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:40 pm Post subject:

Nowt really pisses me off, well, till tonight that is, was kids squad race night, This fucking big gobbed mother of a new kid(aged 12) at the club, who is a half decent swimmer, but not quite up to standard of a few others of same age, well she was walking up and down pool deck cheering her little lad on with a hell of a lot of vigour.
She all of a sudden flew into a rage against this poor little lass, who had just beaten her son, yelling at her to tell the timekeepers she broke the start, she cheated etc etc..
Some fucking parents dont have any idea Evil or Very Mad

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channel hopping Rolling Eyes

raveydavey · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:43 pm Post subject:

raveydavey · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject:

Family

I will say no more... Evil or Very Mad

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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:17 am Post subject:

One of those days Evil or Very Mad

Yesterday my laptop screen stopped working (i.e. my leg fell off) so I am now hooked up to a monitor which is great for work but not so great for home / going out to visit customers Evil or Very Mad

Whilst looking for the power cable to charge up the laptop I had bought in anticipation of my laptop eventually dying I lifted the lid of a box where the Wireless Router sits in our house............and promptly snapped the aerial bit at the back (i.e. the ONLY bit that works on a router) so I now need a new one of those (aerial not the router) - went to PC World (makes a sound like spit the dog spitting) who told me that I should try an electronic supplier like Maplins - went across town to Maplins who told me they didn't do them Evil or Very Mad

Arse of the highest order as I now will have to order over the internet and be without internet access from home for a few days Evil or Very Mad

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raveydavey · Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:00 pm Post subject:

Rubberneckers.

The M62 in BOTH directions through West Yorkshire this afternoon brought to a virtual standstill while slack jawed f*ckwits had a good old gawp at some cars that had been in an accident.
Some were so enthralled in other peoples misfortune that they had bumps of their own. On the opposite carriageway. Serves the feckers right.

As normally happens this then caused near gridlock on the M1, M621, M606, A58 and A62. And the traffic lights on Chain Bar roundabout are out too. Not a good day to be driving.... Evil or Very Mad

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wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:28 pm Post subject:

So I heard

Was at Diamonds v Farsley at Farsley tonight and the diamonds fans who had made the journey had had a torrid time getting up.

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raveydavey · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:04 pm Post subject:

Leeds City Council - never ones to spend a pound when they can blow a fiver strike again.

You can now go on-line and look at "real time" feeds from CCTV covering the busiest routes into Leeds so you can plan your journeys.

Click on the link for the feed from the ideally situated camera at the Melbourne Roundabout...

http://www.leedstravel.info/cdmf-...es/cctv/CCTV086.jpg?1204924080046

Nice trees, eh?

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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:50 pm Post subject:

FUCKING TOOTH ACHE

Take your pick from about 3 Evil or Very Mad

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raveydavey · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:29 pm Post subject:

eddiesleftfoot · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:36 am Post subject:

Chip and pin - when I am presented with the machine to pay for whatever I've bought I FUCKING KNOW THAT I HAVE TO ENTER MY PIN I do not need some some spotty herbert to tell me what to do Twisted Evil

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eddiesleftfoot · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:15 am Post subject:

Pele - I wish he could speak English better than he does. The language of football is English and his should be better after so many years!
I mean I 've read his autobiography and his English is perfect

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eddiesleftfoot · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:19 am Post subject:

Text Talk - y do ppl try 2 tlk 2 me in txt tlk? ffs use proper English.

LOL

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raveydavey · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:14 pm Post subject:

raveydavey · Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:46 pm Post subject:

Sat Navs.

First you spend a wedge of money on one, then it takes you on a series of routes you know damn well a look at a map is going to tell you isn't the quickest way there. This is when the sodding think isn't inexplicably detaching itself from the windscreen, usually as you are half way round a roundabout.

Then you have to pay extra for the "safety camera" updates in an attempt to keep your clean licence clean.

Then, after you've had it a year the cheeky feckers e-mail you demanding another £50 cos all your maps are now "out of date" and you need to pay them for new ones... Evil or Very Mad

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30 Mill · Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:07 pm Post subject:

To be fair - If you cant read a flipping map one of two things should occur:

1. You shouldnt be driving

2. You should have a M t F sex change and become an official blouse (not that thats sexist or shallow mind) - Then see point 1

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raveydavey · Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:25 pm Post subject:

Shoelaces!

Firstly the bloody things snap at the most inopportune moment, resulting in frantic attempts to lace your shoes using only half the eyelets...

Then you go to the shop, purchase the appropriate laces for the number of eyelets on your shoes and find that when you try to lace the shoes that the bloody things are too sodding short...so despite having 4-eyelets a side in my shoes, "4 eyelet" shoelaces are too short so I shall have to go back tomorrow and purchase some packaged as being appropriate for 6 eyelet shoes...bastards! Evil or Very Mad

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