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halfaperson Allan Clarke

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30 Mill Allan Clarke

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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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Get yourself a nice lean tender piece of steak
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What?
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Bollox - everyone knows what a steak looks like dont they?
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Seriously??
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Poor buggers
AHEM AHEM - Ignore the top bit - I'll get some other recipes for you after Ive coached the Under 9's
Ciao
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halfaperson Allan Clarke

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Garp Nigel Martyn

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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:18 am Post subject: |
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A couple for next time
For a couple of steaks....400g soy sauce, 200g dry sherry (cheap shop brand will do). Add couple crushed garlic gloves and tablespoon brown sugar. Bring to boil in a pan and reduce until the liquid covers the back of a spoon and has slightky reduced.
Leave liquid to cool, then pour marinade over steaks and leave in fridge overnight......Cook to taste.
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Take 500g of trimmed monkfish, cut into 1 1/2" cubes and skewer 3 or 4 pieces to the skewer. (no need to pre soak the skewers because they will not be on the grill directly).
In a processor, or with a knife, combine and chop using 300g veg oil, 300g olive oil, juice of 2 lime, a bunch of coriander, tablespoon cumin seed, 3 hot chillis, 2 cloves garlic, a good bit of salt. Pour over fish and make sure it is all well covered....Fridge for 4 hours.
On the barbeque, place a sheet of lightly oiled tin foil.....If using domestic foil, make it a double layer. Place skewers on foil, and cover with another sheet of oiled foil to create an oven. Turn every few minutes until cooked. Cooking time will vary so get it right by practicing  |
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raveydavey Lucas Radebe


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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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Go to supermarket.
Buy beer and burgers (as we're being all culinary, I recommend organic 100% Aberdeen Angus burgers). Place in fridge overnight.
Light BBQ.
If you're a real man this will require copious amounts of lighter fluid, matches and possibly mortal danger to your eyebrows. Wait until the thermonuclear catalysm has died down, the sun can be seen again through the smoke and the coals are turning white.
If you're a wuss, turn the gas on, press the ignition button and wait 10 minutes.
Place burgers on BBQ, drink cold beer. Flip burgers occasionally. After a couple of beers, burgers will be cooked - eat while hot.
Extra points can be gained with the dexterity of the burger flipping and also for the wearing of any novelty or comedic apron while cooking.
Other essentials - bread rolls, salad, dips, sauces, more beer etc will arrive by magic at the table - this may co-incide with excursions outdoors by your significant other. |
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ArmleyWhite Allan Clarke

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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Fuck all wrong with British Beef, so long as it's not that supermarket shite. Has to be at least 21 day old. Fall aprt it will if cooked right! |
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ArmleyWhite Allan Clarke

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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:30 am Post subject: |
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[quote="halfapersonThe countries that are renowned for big Juicey FO steaks are OZ. USA and the Argies. Is there a common denominator there I wonder? [/quote]
Actually, there are only three cuts on a beast that can be called steak, Rump, sirloin and Fillet (sometimes called tenderloin) The other commonly mistaken for a steak is the "T-bone" Technically NOT a steak, but rather a very large chop! A lot of countries use the term "steak" to mean any large flat piece of Beef and use it for quick frying, but it aint steak!!!!!! Aussie, American or Argentinian beasts are no bigger than the UK species, they just cut the steaks fatter, or use the non-steak cuts!
Good matured beasts of good British stock are considered the world over as one of the most superior meats! |
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halfaperson Allan Clarke

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Gopher Boobmeister


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Garp Nigel Martyn

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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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No worries....Yes ginger would go well in both, and by reducing the chilli and adding ginger, the fish will take it on nicely. With the beef, you could go the whole, and add ginger, chilli (I like chilli ) and some five spice. This works very well on choicken kebabs btw, and if you reserve some of the marinade, take some peanut butter, lime juice, chilli (again), combine and heat in a pan, add juice of a lime and the reserved marinade liquid.....Use it as a satay dip for the skewers. |
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halfaperson Allan Clarke

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Garp Nigel Martyn

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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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Fillet takes the flavours on best IMO, we serve fillet at functions done this way, and a well marinated fillet can be eaten raw in my book, so the barbe process is just adding a bit a heat and caramel.....Not tried it with honey though.
All the trimmings sound great too, even the bit about the Smiths.....Cockers will be disappointed no Babyshambles on the play list though......Is he out yet? (Docherty, not Kerim ) |
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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky Niiiiii..!!


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Tommo Resident Witch


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NE1 Neither Shallow Nor Sexist


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raveydavey Lucas Radebe


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| NE1 wrote: | | cardboardbox?Youwerelucky wrote: | Anymore BBQ recipes as its my turn this weekend - all the usual burgers, sausages, steaks, kebabs, two fresh trout
Any recipes / marinade ideas would be greatly received - GARP I will try the one above with the steaks  |
Are you sure about this? Have you seen the weather forecast?  |
No more BBq's this year it seems  |
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Tommo Resident Witch


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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky Niiiiii..!!


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