Some Commentating bloopers

Baldy · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:29 pm Post subject: Some Commentating bloopers

Just rec'd these, cant figure out who sent me them Confused

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio?

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator 'And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator : 'This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother.'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 'Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold> > Palmer]
is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

HarryofOz · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:31 am Post subject:

Partypooper

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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:09 am Post subject:

Ha ha Glenn they are bri......oh hang on whats that Harry has posted......................Oh its not funny at all...............in fact none of it is true ............hours of fun ruined..................all hail Harry

Twisted Evil

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eddiesleftfoot · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:59 am Post subject:

Bloody hell Harry, I bet Christmas is a riot at yours

"Hey kids there is no such person as Father Christmas, I bought these myself, and anyway we haven't got a chimney. Happy Christmas"

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halfaperson · Allan Clarke Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 693

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The Wendies used to have a player called Peter Shirtliffe. Oh how that used to make us chuckle on a Sunday Afternoon. Think it was Big Ron who once said the lads used to enjoy the crack (craic) with him. Partypoop that yer big partypooperer Wink

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Baldy · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:54 am Post subject:

Cheers for that Harry crybaby

wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:12 pm Post subject:

Baldy · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:46 pm Post subject:

HarryofOz · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject:

Sorry Darby and Baldy - but as you can see similar 'bloopers' have been quoted as allegedly being made.

Or are you saying that the race horse and dressage commentator and golf and tennis commentator and the two rowing commentators just happened to make the same double entendres.

I'm sorry but most of these things are not true, same with the court cases and the same with the alleged real life letters written to corporations and Government organisations.

That isn't to say that they are not funny, because they are, they are just not real.

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wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject:

raveydavey · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject:

Next he'll be telling us that "The batsmans Holding, the bowlers Willey" was never actually said.... Rolling Eyes

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30 Mill · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:52 pm Post subject:

NEWSFLASH

Easter Bunny Murdered !!!!!!-

Suspect disguised himself as a South Sydney Rabbitoh and answers to the name of Harry
Last seen putting coal in trick or treat sacks

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HarryofOz · Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:14 am Post subject:

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