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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:55 pm    Post subject: Lawyer Reply with quote

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.
Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON! (Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART

After the lawyer cashed the cheque, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA !



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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you see there are two sides to every story  Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 8:51 am    Post subject: Re: Lawyer Reply with quote

raveydavey wrote:
BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.
Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON! (Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART

After the lawyer cashed the cheque, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA !


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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

love it



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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry peeps - it may be funny but its not true.

Snopes Urban Legends

In fact if you have a look at the Snopes site you'll find that many of these 'Only in America' court cases/decisions are not true - sorry.



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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somebody say "Partypooper" Harry?  Laughing



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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

30 Mill wrote:
Somebody say "Partypooper" Harry?  Laughing



Hehehehehehehehe

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't wait to get one of those email again - so that I can reply to all with the website Harry has found (or founded  Twisted Evil )

*makes note not to invite Harry to any parties  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing



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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

30 Mill wrote:
Somebody say "Partypooper" Harry?  Laughing





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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky wrote:
I can't wait to get one of those email again - so that I can reply to all with the website Harry has found (or founded  Twisted Evil )

*makes note not to invite Harry to any parties  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


Twisted Evil  Twisted Evil    



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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

30 Mill wrote:
Somebody say "Partypooper" Harry?  Laughing


Harry's the sort of person who goes to libraries and rips out the last page of a "whodunnit" novel  Smile



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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eddiesleftfoot wrote:
30 Mill wrote:
Somebody say "Partypooper" Harry?  Laughing


Harry's the sort of person who goes to libraries and rips out the last page of a "whodunnit" novel  Smile


And who said he didn't have a sense of humour    


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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eddiesleftfoot wrote:
30 Mill wrote:
Somebody say "Partypooper" Harry?  Laughing


Harry's the sort of person who goes to libraries and rips out the last page of a "whodunnit" novel  Smile
before scrawling the answer over the front page



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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wewantourdarbyback wrote:
eddiesleftfoot wrote:
30 Mill wrote:
Somebody say "Partypooper" Harry?  Laughing


Harry's the sort of person who goes to libraries and rips out the last page of a "whodunnit" novel  Smile
before scrawling the answer over the front page


BASTARDS!!!!!



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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was the.....BUTLER



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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HarryofOz wrote:
It was the.....BUTLER


I thought we'd got rid of him... Confused



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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

raveydavey wrote:
HarryofOz wrote:
It was the.....BUTLER


I thought we'd got rid of him... Confused


thats why he turned his hand to villainy in novels



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