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Baldy Site Admin


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Mort Nigel Martyn


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raveydavey David Batty


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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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I have so far been resisting the temptation to join in, so you upside-downers have a bit of a chance.
Much more crowing like this and I shall have to reconsider my stance...  |
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NE1 Neither Shallow Nor Sexist


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30 Mill Allan Clarke

Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 813 Location: We love you Melbourne
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You all knew about the weather down here
Then you became aware of our sporting prowess
Then when you met Baldy, Harry and I, you were stunned by our rugged good looks
Now you know we happen to be smart as well
<Ive always counted CW as part time Aussie - he has the attitude down Pat)
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raveydavey David Batty


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| 30 Mill wrote: | You all knew about the weather down here
Then you became aware of our sporting prowess
Then when you met Baldy, Harry and I, you were stunned by our rugged good looks
Now you know we happen to be smart as well
<Ive always counted CW as part time Aussie - he has the attitude down Pat) |
What has Pat got to do with this?  |
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Mort Nigel Martyn


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30 Mill Allan Clarke

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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Ah thats just what we need!!! another str8 off the boat to tell us how to play cricket or rugby or poll taxes or the madcow disease
Where is he in Oz Mort? Which city area - working or touring the colonies?
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Baldy Site Admin


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30 Mill Allan Clarke

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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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At least in Victoria he can get the following:
Brilliant Rugby League Club
Superb Football team
Cricket team at its best in all 3 forms of the game, not just one
the MCG
F1 Grand Prix
Superbikes
Bells Surfing classic (swim with the waves, not the sharks!!!)
Australian Open Grand Slam event
Presidents Cup Golf
Best wine region in Oz
Best Restaurants
Lygon St for an Italian flair
A Public transport system
Aussie rules
Leeds United Victoria Supporters Club
Great hosts
No stingers
Best police money can buy
Wonderful and modest citizens
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Mort Nigel Martyn


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| 30 Mill wrote: | Ah thats just what we need!!! another str8 off the boat to tell us how to play cricket or rugby or poll taxes or the madcow disease
Where is he in Oz Mort? Which city area - working or touring the colonies? |
They (my step-daughter and 4 year old grandson are with him) landed in Cairns Wednesday arvo (Oz time) - They've hired a camper - the plan being to travel round the coast (should be passing Glenn in the next couple of weeks - I've warned them about the prawn!) ending in Perth in a couple of months - they'll stay there (on a tourist's visa, I understand), as Pat has a cousin who works there, until they fly back at the end of August.
Pat has found out that you apparently have bookies in your hostelries - He thinks he's died and gone to heaven!
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30 Mill Allan Clarke

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| Mort wrote: | | 30 Mill wrote: | Ah thats just what we need!!! another str8 off the boat to tell us how to play cricket or rugby or poll taxes or the madcow disease
Where is he in Oz Mort? Which city area - working or touring the colonies? |
They (my step-daughter and 4 year old grandson are with him) landed in Cairns Wednesday arvo (Oz time) - They've hired a camper - the plan being to travel round the coast (should be passing Glenn in the next couple of weeks - I've warned them about the prawn!) ending in Perth in a couple of months - they'll stay there (on a tourist's visa, I understand), as Pat has a cousin who works there, until they fly back at the end of August.
Pat has found out that you apparently have bookies in your hostelries - He thinks he's died and gone to heaven! |
Even I didnt know that!!!
When they hit melbourne, tell them I'll take them to a game of Aussie Rules - that should confuse them
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Baldy Site Admin


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