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nlag
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| Why? We are just getting to the hub of the matter
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NE1
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| Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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raveydavey
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| Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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| nlag wrote: | | Why? We are just getting to the hub of the matter |
I agree. Locking the thread would serve no wheel purpose.  |
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30 Mill
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| Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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| This thread has me gripped
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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky
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| Quote: | THE planet Earth has dismissed claims it is in danger from global warming, stressing the worst that could happen is the extinction of the human race.
'If you don't mind, I've got some orbiting to do'The Earth spoke out after a series of books, television programmes and environmental campaigns urged people to do everything in their power to 'Save the Planet'.
Earth, 4,000,000,000, said last night: "I'll be absolutely fine, seriously. I might get a bit warmer and a bit wetter, but to be honest, that actually sounds quite nice.
"Try living through an ice age. Pardon my French, but it's absolutely fucking freezing."
The planet, based 93 million miles from the Sun, said it was 'sick and tired' of being drawn into arguments about human behaviour.
"Look, I'm just a planet doing its thing, alright? If you want to live on me, that's your business, but I've got important planet stuff to do, okay?
"Try being in elliptical orbit for five minutes, or balancing your gravitational pull with a medium-sized moon. Let me assure you, it's no fucking picnic."
The planet said environmental campaigners should change their slogan from 'Save the Planet' to something more relevant such as 'Save Your Sorry Arse'.
Earth added: "Okay, so there may come a time when, for a variety of reasons, I am no longer able to support pandas, polar bears, and humans, but you know what? Life goes on.
"Who knows, I might end up being a haven for toads." |
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raveydavey
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Very under-reported this last week is the news that global temperatures are set to cool by 1.5 degrees due to the end of a cycle of solar activity, that Danish and Russian scientists stated several years ago was responsible for the recent warming of the planet.
Where has this news come from? Our very own government funded Met Office.
Of course a natural cycle isn't anywhere near as taxable as all those nasty cars though is it?
Like the millenium bug before it, another big fat con.  |
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30 Mill
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| Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:14 am Post subject: |
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Correct -
The actual average temp of planet Earth has NOT risen since 1998
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Baldy
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| Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:41 am Post subject: |
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| 30 Mill wrote: | Correct -
The actual average temp of planet Earth has NOT risen since 1998 |
May not have risen, but ive never known a Summer as cool as one we just had..
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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky
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NE1
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| Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| at last, I get my grass cut!!!
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raveydavey
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| cardboardbox?Youwerelucky wrote: | Global warming???
More like fucking global wetting!!
What I would give for a week of warm sunny dry weather instead of the snow,hail,rain, windy, wet, miserable, dank, weather we have had so far this year. |
Cold and wet here. Must admit this isn't what I bargained for... |
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