Hola from Los Gigantes

halfaperson · Allan Clarke Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 752

Alright everyone?

Bacon and egg, Daily Mail, Fiver in the bookies, couple of pints of Tetleys, game of bingo, snooze, few pints of Carling, Sky sports, eastenders, Fish n chips, live caberate, cover versions of Beatles songs few more tetleys and off to bed.

I love foreighn culture me

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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject:

"You lucky Baastard"...."You lucky lucky Baastard"

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raveydavey · Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:01 pm Post subject:

Bah!

The only local culture you'll be receiving is growing in the kitchens... Twisted Evil

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nlag · Guest

Sounds like home from home, where ever you are Cool

eddiesleftfoot · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:11 am Post subject: Re: Hola from Los Gigantes

Baldy · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:25 am Post subject: Re: Hola from Los Gigantes

Gopher · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:29 pm Post subject:

You seen his holiday sanps before then Baldy. Cool

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This week, I be mainly drinking bleach.

raveydavey · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:24 pm Post subject: Re: Hola from Los Gigantes

halfaperson · Allan Clarke Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 752

getting into the swing of it now. Started rolling me socks down to the top of me sandals now and just finished off a pint of sangria

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I might Be Middle Class but I'm Hard. Al Dente you might say

raveydavey · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:50 pm Post subject:

eddiesleftfoot · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:55 pm Post subject:

Don' t forget to to speak loudly and slowly and if you don't know the Spanish word just add an 'O' to the English equivalent

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Down but not out

halfaperson · Allan Clarke Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 752

Well that was most pleasant week. Very nice. First Time in Los Gigantes and it was not quite as Brit infested as some other parts of the Island. (You can decide for yourselves on whether that is a good thing or not Laughing

). I have some very disturbing news for you though Shocked

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We were up at 6am to leave so i had a wander to the pool to see who all the selfish pillocks were who put their towels on the loungers and wandered down to them at about 2PM. Well far from been the hun as is commonly assumed it was Mr and Mrs Twatson from UKshire. Usually with a copy of the Mail and an expresion of a Bulldog licking the piss off a nettle.

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NE1 · Neither Shallow Nor Sexist Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 1538

where is Los Gigantes?

Gopher · Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:14 pm Post subject:

http://www.turismodecanarias.com/...?gclid=CMny5ciAoZICFQ2KMAodoAJtMA

Canary islands, not been there myself, but have done Gran Canaria, Fuerteventura [twice] and Lanzarotte

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NE1 · Neither Shallow Nor Sexist Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 1538

Oh .....sand......I don't do sand......it gets in places it shouldn't

Gopher · Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:27 pm Post subject:

That depends on what you are doing, and the technique you use. Cool

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NE1 · Neither Shallow Nor Sexist Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 1538

ArmleyWhite · Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:44 pm Post subject:

wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:34 pm Post subject:

I would have said hi from Val Cenis

but it was too much fun Twisted Evil

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