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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:11 am    Post subject: Mathematical proof that women are problems Reply with quote
1. To get a woman takes time and money

Women = time x money

2. Time is money

Women = money x money, that is money[squared]

3. Money is at the root of all problems

Money = [root of]problems]

4. Transferring the formulas

Women = [root of]problems[squared]

5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out

Women = problems



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
That doesn't add up Very Happy



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
See what I mean    Wink



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:32 am    Post subject: Re: Mathematical proof that women are problems Reply with quote
HarryofOz wrote:
1. To get a woman takes time and money

Women = time x money

2. Time is money

Women = money x money, that is money[squared]

3. Money is at the root of all problems

Money = [root of]problems]

4. Transferring the formulas

Women = [root of]problems[squared]

5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out

Women = problems



That is SO true Harry.  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:44 am    Post subject: Re: Mathematical proof that women are problems Reply with quote
Gopher wrote:
HarryofOz wrote:
1. To get a woman takes time and money

Women = time x money

2. Time is money

Women = money x money, that is money[squared]

3. Money is at the root of all problems

Money = [root of]problems]

4. Transferring the formulas

Women = [root of]problems[squared]

5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out

Women = problems



That is SO true Harry.  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad


Not all women Very Happy



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
seen that before but still


Laughing



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
....but you couldn't live without us  
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Mathematical proof that women are problems Reply with quote
Tommo wrote:
Gopher wrote:
HarryofOz wrote:
1. To get a woman takes time and money

Women = time x money

2. Time is money

Women = money x money, that is money[squared]

3. Money is at the root of all problems

Money = [root of]problems]

4. Transferring the formulas

Women = [root of]problems[squared]

5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out

Women = problems



That is SO true Harry.  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad


Not all women Very Happy



True, just the ones I marry.  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Mathematical proof that women are problems Reply with quote
Gopher wrote:
Tommo wrote:
Gopher wrote:
HarryofOz wrote:
1. To get a woman takes time and money

Women = time x money

2. Time is money

Women = money x money, that is money[squared]

3. Money is at the root of all problems

Money = [root of]problems]

4. Transferring the formulas

Women = [root of]problems[squared]

5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out

Women = problems



That is SO true Harry.  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad


Not all women Very Happy



True, just the ones I marry.  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad

*pats ian on the back*



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Mathematical proof that women are problems Reply with quote
wewantourdarbyback wrote:
Gopher wrote:
Tommo wrote:
Gopher wrote:
HarryofOz wrote:
1. To get a woman takes time and money

Women = time x money

2. Time is money

Women = money x money, that is money[squared]

3. Money is at the root of all problems

Money = [root of]problems]

4. Transferring the formulas

Women = [root of]problems[squared]

5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out

Women = problems



That is SO true Harry.  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad


Not all women Very Happy



True, just the ones I marry.  Evil or Very Mad  Evil or Very Mad

*pats ian on the back*


I was nowhere near his back Shocked



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
No, she was at the bar getting a round in.  Laughing  Laughing



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