Anybody know if Halfa is still alive?

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Or did the old sod kick it too hard and pass on?

Cozy · Yorkshire pud Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 83

No No No No No No No Yes.....

wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:04 pm Post subject:

er.... maybe

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Cozy · Yorkshire pud Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 83

It's official he is missing. His family have notfied Police after in his last telephone call he was heard saying that he'd attempt to 'do some housework and start with changing the bed if he could work out those popper things that hold the Duvet cover on'.....

I hope he's found soon I've spent days trying to get out of those bloody king size duvet covers..... Confused

raveydavey · Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:10 pm Post subject:

I do hope he's not tried to do some "experimenting" and lost the key.... Twisted Evil

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Was thinking more on the lines of a drunk on a bench....Surely he wouldn't have changed the sheets and re used the bed Shocked

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Cozy · Yorkshire pud Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 83

I think it's serious now, his neighbours have confirmed they saw him leaving the house earlier this afternoon.....

Police have released information of further sightings of him heading towards Hebden Bridge... Shocked

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Is he a lesbian Shocked

30 Mill · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:41 am Post subject:

^^^^ If he is I like him just a tad more than before ^^^^^^^

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Cockney White · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:13 am Post subject:

halfaperson · Allan Clarke Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 752

Although I share the same preferences I do lack the necessary equipment. Just as well really, If I didn’t I might never leave the house.

To answer the original thread question, yes, alive if not exactly kicking. From been 22 to 40 I lived on my own. If I still did I very probably wouldn’t be if this weekend on my own is anything to go by. Great weekend though

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