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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:11 pm    Post subject: Golden Telephone Reply with quote

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world, so he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Rome .
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read Euro 10,000 per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for Euro 10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Moscow . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Rome and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for 10,000 Roubles he could talk to God.
'O.K., thank you,' said the American.

He then travelled to France , Israel , Germany and Brazil .
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with a '10,000 per call' sign under it.
The American finally decided to travel to the UK to see if the British had the same phone.
He arrived in York and again, in the Minster, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read ‘20p per call.'
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
‘Reverend, I've travelled all over World and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but everywhere I went the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'tha's in Yorkshire now son, - it's a local call'



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol excellent lol


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes - I did like that



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote




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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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