33 Years Ago....

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:27 am Post subject: 33 Years Ago....

After being married for 33 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: "Honey, 33 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a VW bug, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 19-inch TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 26-year-old gal.

Now I have a nice home, two cars, emporer-size bed and a 42" flatscreen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 59-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 26-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 19-inch TV.

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Baldy · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:54 pm Post subject:

Lets weigh it up, a 59 year old woman, well off, nice house 2 cars, and nice posessions,

VS

A hot 26 year old and Broke...

well thats a No Brainer aint it

Looks like I'd be dying poor

HarryofOz · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:01 pm Post subject:

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