Last week he replaced their regular keeper who had been red carded (well technically he replaced an outfield player but I think you get my drift) and played for 75 minutes of that match conceding 5 goals, albeit in a 10-man team.
This week he has conceded another 4 goals by the half time break.
That's 120 mins of football and 9 goals conceded - surely some kind of record.
His team have otherwise conceded 12 goals in 16 matches. In the interest of some balance he has played 3 games earlier this season a 1-0 win, a 1-0 loss and a 0-0 draw. So that's two clean sheets.
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There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there're four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.