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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:44 pm    Post subject: Glasgow gets games Reply with quote
So Glasgow has won the race to host the 2014 Commonwealth Games.

Special events to include the 50 meters stagger (automatic disqualification for staying in lane), 3 rounds of amateur heedbutting your partner, Synchronised verbal abuse of passers by, and the Glasgow triathlon of 12 hours solid drinking, interspersed with sporadic outbreaks of foul mouthed ranting and fighting, finished with 12 hours sleeping in a cardboard box.


Any other ideas for events? Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dope testing is going to be easy as there are no drugs up there.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Glasgow gets games Reply with quote
nlag wrote:
So Glasgow has won the race to host the 2014 Commonwealth Games.

Special events to include the 50 meters stagger (automatic disqualification for staying in lane), 3 rounds of amateur heedbutting your partner, Synchronised verbal abuse of passers by, and the Glasgow triathlon of 12 hours solid drinking, interspersed with sporadic outbreaks of foul mouthed ranting and fighting, finished with 12 hours sleeping in a cardboard box.


Any other ideas for events? Smile


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Random sectarian violence?

Best ginger 'tache competition?

Being absolutely shit-faced on McEwans Export whilst travelling to the games by train?

Sponging off the English taxpayer? (they've already won that one, methinks)



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Very Happy

speaking with an outrageous accent in a high pitched whiney voice
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
will the UK parliament fund this or the Scottish? Rolling Eyes

(note we have no English parliament - actually that could be my random irritation Exclamation )
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
nlag wrote:
Very Happy

speaking with an outrageous accent in a high pitched whiney voice


The Welsh are invited????



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shudder to think what sports the Welsh would introduce.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The 4X100 mtrs freestyle sheep shagging relay would be one.



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