Pissed up Confessions

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject: Pissed up Confessions

OK - best "too pissed" stories

My first one (and there are several Twisted Evil

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Getting dumped by a girl (in my youth), going to a party that night, getting so pissed I fell asleep outside on a chair in the rain, waking up piss wet through, walking home and falling over a garden wall which managed to secure my feet in an "above head" position, had to shout for help which woke the "house owner" up who had to lift me back over his garden wall, at which point the world became slanted as I tried to walk the rest of the way home almost pinned to hedges / walls that were to my right hand side

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nlag · Guest

No way am I contributing to this thread Embarassed

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:22 pm Post subject:

nlag · Guest

Me too, most involving pissing in the wardrobe

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:26 pm Post subject:

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:27 pm Post subject:

nlag · Guest

On ex girlfriend (not that she wanted a golden shower) tick

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:31 pm Post subject:

nlag · Guest

I have a friend who could fall asleep on the bar of a noisey pub. He also stopped to light a fag in an ally on the way home, fell asleep, rolled over and got home at 6 the next day. Keeping in mind he left the pub at 9, for a 20 minute walk, not a bad effort....Then to convince wife he fell asleep in alley Smile

nlag · Guest

.....and why dont women pee in wardrobes, sock drawers, on ex boyfriens )or girlfriends)?.....I reckon they do a lot of it and blame us in the morning...They implant these things in our heads when we are asleep....Whisper in you ear...you did it you did it, as they happily slash all over the house....Women....Pah

Tommo · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:40 pm Post subject:

nlag · Guest

No. The more I think about it, it is too good to be true....It is not us, the wives convince in our innocent sleep we did it.

Tommo · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject:

nlag · Guest

wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:54 pm Post subject:

drunk?

whats that? Cool

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