Random irritations

halfaperson · Allan Clarke Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 699

Ouch the back of my hand hurts. Sorry Baldy i meant ravey and NE1 going off on their own irritation diversion.

What about Trailers that follow an instalment of a TV Show that virtually gives away the entire next episode. Does my head in that. Dr Who was the worst, do they not think we have any patience

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject:

FUCKING MOBILE FUCKING PHONE FUCKING SIGNALS

WHY IS IT EVERYTIME A CLIENT GETS TO THE "NUMBERS" PART ITS LIKE TALKING TO BOB CAROLGESE (OR WHATEVER HE WAS CALLED Rolling Eyes

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FOR EXAMPLE

WHATS YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER "One Ze......e.......or.......oo........t"
Boxy - Can you repeat that sorry
(customer sighs) "One ze.......o........fi..........oo.......t"
Boxy - I must apologise I can't hear you very well
Customer - "Can you here me okay now"
Boxy - "Perfect its just when you get to something important - (polite laugh)
Customer - "yeah I know what you mean (customer then goes on to explain other situations they have had with mobile phones and for five minutes we have an uninterupted conversation)
Boxy (polite laugh) I know exactly what you mean - anyway your account number
Customer - "One ze.....o.ft........eh.......t"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Evil or Very Mad

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Tommo · Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:17 pm Post subject:

People who let their alarms go off all day Evil or Very Mad

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halfaperson · Allan Clarke Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 699

Christmas in bloody October. WTF is all that about. They were showing adverts two weekends ago. Bloody Decorations are already up in Scumchester airport. Its enough to make me think that its all about Commercialism and trade rather than little baby Jesus

NE1 · Neither Shallow Nor Sexist Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 1486

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:36 pm Post subject:

Bloody chavvy people near my place of work who are currently having a halloween party and playing music loud enough for the whole village to hear.....with their front door wide open and several party members arsing about in the street

Fucking tossers

I know its not late but for fucks sake - this "close" is full of old people and families and 5 chavvy houses decide EVERYONE should listen to their "party" - glad I only work here Rolling Eyes

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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:45 pm Post subject:

NE1 · Neither Shallow Nor Sexist Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 1486

random irritations.....let me think................I know

Mr NE1 Rolling Eyes

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:44 am Post subject:

My eldest lads 7th Birthday today (which is not an irritation Very Happy

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(Picture scene this morning at 6.30am)
*Boxy's son* "Cool - star wars action figure set, can you open it Dad please"
*Boxy* "Grunt, wha...yes of course son bring it over here, go fetch a pair of scissors

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*15 minutes of cutting every bastard last bastard tag, plastic ties, staples and cellotape*
*Boxy (sweating) "There you go son"
*Boxy's son* "Thanks Dad, can you open this for me........."

WHY OH WHY do they make it so bloody hard to get the figures out of boxes these days, you think you have got them all then you go and pull darth vaders head off 'cos one is still wrapped around his foot Evil or Very Mad

He got a Roboreptile last year that took until Easter to unpack - and don't get me started on the polly pocket stuff my daughter has Evil or Very Mad

PS 7 is a GREAT age to be Sad

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raveydavey · Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:03 pm Post subject:

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HarryofOz · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:05 am Post subject:

You people are WAY TOO PLACID

drivers who drive under the speed limit in the overtaking lane

drivers who drive under the speed limit and then accelerate when you move to overtake them only to slow down again a couple of hundred metres later once you pull back in behind them

drivers who drive slowly and then accelerate to make it through an orange/amber light

people who block escalators (in fact people who stand on escalators)

people who pay by credit card in the express lane at supermarkets

people who push in front of you to get on the train (or tube) before you and then dawdle to their seats

people who dawdle along the pavement (sidewalk) diagonally

politicians who say 'the people of (insert country) will not support this'

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raveydavey · Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:10 pm Post subject:

The fact that the dolescum chavs who live up the street have been setting fireworks off since just before it got dark.

That is currently about 4 hours so far of high explosives going up in smoke - given that none of them have a job, where the f*** do they get the money from?

It's not Bonfire Night until Monday yet these idle Jeremy Kyle watching spongers are making it sound like downtown Kandahar.... Evil or Very Mad

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NE1 · Neither Shallow Nor Sexist Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 1486

you two could audition for 'grumpy old men' Laughing

raveydavey · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:01 pm Post subject:

wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:11 pm Post subject:

Those tits who drive at 40 on a 60 limit road and then as soon as they get to a 30 limit what do they do? KEEP DRIVING AT FUCKING 40 Evil or Very Mad

its 30 for a fucking reason you stupid twats if your happy to pootle along below the speed limit in a 60 are whats wrong with obeying the speed limit in a 30 fucking zone? fond of running people down? Twats Evil or Very Mad

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Gangs of cyclists that insist on riding 2 or 3 abreast, having a nice chat while the traffic jam behind them builds up. And then you hear them in the pub moaning about how other road users don't treat them with the respect they deserve....If they rode their bikes sensibly, they would not be at risk, or put the responsibility of their safety on some innocent driver..

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