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raveydavey David Batty


Joined: 12 May 2007 Posts: 1860 Location: Leeds Yorkshire England
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject: Random irritations |
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Please feel free to add any of the littel things that really get your back up. I'll be adding loads...
1) Drivers (usually women or the elderly) who want to turn right off a main road into a side street but instead of positioning their car to the white line so others can pass them insist on blocking the whole road as they stop at a 45 degree angle waiting for a gap in the oncoming traffic.
Usually a gap big enough to manouvre a super tanker through as well.
Or even worse, when there is a filter lane or ghost island, but they still insist on blocking the bloody road!
B*st*rds! |
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Tommo Resident Witch


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30 Mill Allan Clarke

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| Politicians - Every single one of 'em
_________________ Remember children, the bigger your post count, the bigger your penis will be
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Hair Nigel Martyn


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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:54 am Post subject: Re: Random irritations |
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| raveydavey wrote: | Please feel free to add any of the littel things that really get your back up. I'll be adding loads...
1) Drivers (usually women or the elderly) who want to turn right off a main road into a side street but instead of positioning their car to the white line so others can pass them insist on blocking the whole road as they stop at a 45 degree angle waiting for a gap in the oncoming traffic.
Usually a gap big enough to manouvre a super tanker through as well.
Or even worse, when there is a filter lane or ghost island, but they still insist on blocking the bloody road!
B*st*rds! |
Oh they're the fucktards that have just pulled out of a sidestreet unexpectedly in front of you, causing you to slow down and then they perform the above manoeuvre  |
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ArmleyWhite Allan Clarke

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| shitfield. The whole bastard place winds me up. |
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kevin177 Founder member of the Pink Mafia

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halfaperson Allan Clarke

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true geordie
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| for me...it's people that never stop talking, big groups, and when someone says they will do something but never do
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halfaperson Allan Clarke

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I.T. people who frigg around with your pc/laptop by loading something on it or changing something that will “improve” it.
When you approach them (when they eventually stroll in at 9.45, three hours after you’ve started work) and say that since they got their mitts on your pc it doesn’t work properly they’ll look at you with that supercilious disdain and say something like.
"Oh yeah you need to re attach your Lan integrator with the networked cache attachment I put on your phasing distributor that’s held in your parallel drive segregation de limiter. Just reactivate your disc fragulation unit and let it read the system log annalistic frequency divider to connect to the auto authorisation port and you should be ok, Didn’t I tell that? "
Tosser smiley required
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halfaperson Allan Clarke

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| Oh and Hugh Grant, not so much an irritation more like full on Leprosy.
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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky Niiiiii..!!


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raveydavey David Batty


Joined: 12 May 2007 Posts: 1860 Location: Leeds Yorkshire England
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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45 mph drivers.
You know the ones who drive everywhere at 45mph regardless of the speed limit, road conditions etc?
And the ones who despite miles of warning signs suddenly spot a bright yellow speed camera at the side of the road when they are about 10 feet from it and anchor on to slow down to 30mph...even when it's a 50mph limit.
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Tommo Resident Witch


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Gopher Boobmeister


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NE1 Neither Shallow Nor Sexist


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raveydavey David Batty


Joined: 12 May 2007 Posts: 1860 Location: Leeds Yorkshire England
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| NE1 wrote: | | raveydavey wrote: | 45 mph drivers.
You know the ones who drive everywhere at 45mph regardless of the speed limit, road conditions etc?
And the ones who despite miles of warning signs suddenly spot a bright yellow speed camera at the side of the road when they are about 10 feet from it and anchor on to slow down to 30mph...even when it's a 50mph limit.
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Which bit? The irresponsible driving everywhere at 45mph, or the irresponsible not paying attention to the road and slamming on?  |
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halfaperson Allan Clarke

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raveydavey David Batty


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Footballers who kiss the badge after they score.
99% of them a mercenary scum who'll be off the minute their agent gets a sniff of a better offer....  |
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NE1 Neither Shallow Nor Sexist


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Baldy Site Admin


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