Tommo
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Joined: 07 May 2007
Posts: 1928
Location: Leeds
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 Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:48 am Post subject: Bert and his boots!!! |
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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Fort Worth. Bert always
> >> wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale, he buys
> >> them, wears them back to the motel, walking proudly.
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> >> He walks into the motel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything
> >> different about me?"
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> >> Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
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> >> Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
> >> walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
> >> Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different
> >> NOW?"
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> >> Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
> >> straight down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging
> >> down again tomorrow."
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> >> Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING STRAIGHT DOWN
> >> MARGARET?"
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> >> "Nope," she replies.
> >>
> >> "IT'S HANGING STRAIGHT DOWN BECAUSE IT'S ADMIRING MY NEW
> >> COWBOY BOOTS!!!!!"
> >>
> >> To which Margaret replies..."Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a
> >> hat."
> >>_________________ 
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