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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:10 pm    Post subject: Hot and cold Reply with quote

After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex I am usually cold and
chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually
hot and sweaty.'

Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears

to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?' She replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the
first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'

'Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied. 'That's because the first time is
usually in January and the second time is in August.'


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile


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Allan Clarke
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasn't sure about posting that one - bit close to home!


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing


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