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Allan Clarke
Joined: 12 May 2007
Posts: 534
Location: South Of London (ask Pikey)
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 Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:36 pm Post subject: Shallow and sexist |
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A flat-chested young lady
went to Dr. Smith about
enlarging her tiny breasts.
Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your and say, "Scooby doobie doobies,I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for
several months and it
worked! She grew terrific
D-cup boobs! One morning
she was running late, got
on the bus and in a panic
realized she had forgotten
her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose
her lovely boobs if she
didn't recite the little
rubbing rhyme, she stood right
there in the middle aisle
of the bus closed her
eyes and said, "Scooby
doobie doobies, I want
bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby
looked at her, "By any
chance, are you a patient
of Dr. Smith's?"
"Why, yes I am...
How did you know?"
He leaned closer,
winked and whispered,
" Hickory dickory dock..."
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