Tommo
Resident Witch
Joined: 07 May 2007
Posts: 1837
Location: Leeds
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 Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:39 am Post subject: The man and the ostrich!!!!!!! |
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich
> >> behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
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> >> The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
> >> the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the
> >> ostrich.
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> >> A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That
> >> will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket
> >> and pulls out the exact change for payment.
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> >> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
> >> says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."The ostrich says,
> >> "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and
> >> pays with exact change.
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> >> This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
> >> asks the waitress.
> >>
> >> "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked
> >> potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostri ch.
> >>
> >> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will
> >> be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of
> >> his pocket and places it on the table.
> >>
> >> The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
> >> "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
> >> change in your pocket every time?"
> >>
> >> "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the
> >> attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie
> >> appeared and offered me two wishes.
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> >> My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I
> >> would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of
> >> money would always be there."
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> >> "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would
> >> ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as
> >> rich as you want for as long as you live!"
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> >> That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls
> >> Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
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> >> The waitress asks, "What 's with the ostrich?"
> >>
> >> The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a
> >> tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with
> >> everything I say_________________ 
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Allan Clarke
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 776
Location: Far East Asia
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nice one LOL