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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:49 pm    Post subject: stars in their eyes Reply with quote

A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips.

Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon.

'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened?'

'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free. The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs.'

'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial? 'asks Matthew.

'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died.
But, they also said that his legs were fine and with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful.
I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year'

A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.

Kelly responds with:
'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are you going to be?'

'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Half-uncle'



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:stopstealingSquiffy`sjokessmiley.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gopher wrote:
:stopstealingSquiffy`sjokessmiley.


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hehehehehe
but i actually posted it in spongeland



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked


Get a few groans that will.



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Seen it before....But 'tis a good 'un


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had to read it a few times

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read it once, and wished I didn`t.



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing Laughing



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was bad, your standards are slipping to near Gopheresque levels Sad


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baldy wrote:
That was bad, your standards are slipping to near Gopheresque levels Sad



What you trying to say then mate??? Shocked Shocked Shocked

My jokes are not as bad as Squiffy`s. Shocked Kev steals them from websponge, ask Boxy honest. Wink Very Happy



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