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halfaperson · Allan Clarke Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 759

Now then, My name is halfaperson and I am responding to an invitation to join your merry band. It is an honour and a privilege to be afforded such an invitation but I don’t know if I can fulfil the membership criteria. I fear my spontaneous wit and intelligence will fall short of the mark set down by the forum members I know from previous sites.

I must also inform you that my musical taste has an evolved and discriminating element to it and I fear it may not be appreciated by most.

It’s a similar doubt I have with my drinking pallet. Alas, I suspect that most of you will have been saturated by now with Stella Artois, chemically laced cider on ice or some other preposterous concoction of similar repulsiveness. However, I also suspect that like most of you I do share an occasional bout of practising capacity before contentment.

Summer is a season for Cricket, Rugby League, Gardening, BBQs, Al Fresco slurping and constantly wishing death on the neighbours’ frigging ridiculously noisy dog . There is so little time for arsing about on the net. Even The Hun has lost its adhesive appeal. All this, I fear may alienate me from the rest of the forum as I know what a right bunch of heathen eejits you are Wink

. That said, subject to acceptance from the admin I will happily be posting on here in the future. How could I not Very Happy

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HarryofOz · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:42 am Post subject:

G'day Halfa

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Gelderdender · Guest

All reet Milton and welcome

Cockney White · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:46 am Post subject:

Welcome Halfa..Don't know who invited you, but you seem a nice enough bloke..Can't understand why you would not enjoy a pint or twelve of Stella, but there you go, maybe there's only room for so much wife-beater in all of us..As for your musical tastes, as long as you like the Smiths, you can stay.. Wink

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Tommo · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:15 am Post subject:

Hi Milton! glad you decided to join us Very Happy

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NE1 · Neither Shallow Nor Sexist Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 1558

good to see you again Halfa Very Happy

Gopher · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject:

Hello mate.

Glad you have made it. Cool

Now get talking about Whippets and Mild or I will cut your balls off. Laughing

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Sounds like trouble....Ban him Cool

raveydavey · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:01 pm Post subject:

Greetings Halfa - I should have looked in on this thread long ago, but never mind eh?

Glad to see you've not lost your sense of humour. Very Happy

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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:27 pm Post subject:

Welcome Halfa

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1985 · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:58 am Post subject:

Welcome to Everthing Leeds, you sound like the typical Englishman, i am an Englishman, yet i ime not as typical as you as ime in Thailand ? and they dont sell stella ! even though Stella is from Belgium and BBQ is an Aussie thing Embarassed

sshhhhhhhhhhit WELCOME

ArmleyWhite · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:17 pm Post subject:

Cockney White · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject:

Gopher · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject:

Halfa will understand. He likes the Smiths and Coldplay you know. Laughing

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Baldy · Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:27 am Post subject:

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