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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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eddiesleftfoot wrote:
When you have to get up in the night for a pee without having been on the lash the night before, and...you choose to sit down on the loo to have said pee


Very Happy And when you have been on the lash, and you stumble aound the room, eyes shut, feeling out for the wardrobe, the missus shouts at you all unnecessary, as if you were going to pee in it, when in truth, you just wanted to check you had clean shirts for work.


And when you have been on the lash and that dream you had is broken when your wife screams at you and the stone wall you were peeing against behind the pub metamorphises into your bedroom wall and your bare feet are wet Embarassed



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
cardboardbox?Youwerelucky wrote:
nlag wrote:
eddiesleftfoot wrote:
When you have to get up in the night for a pee without having been on the lash the night before, and...you choose to sit down on the loo to have said pee


Very Happy And when you have been on the lash, and you stumble aound the room, eyes shut, feeling out for the wardrobe, the missus shouts at you all unnecessary, as if you were going to pee in it, when in truth, you just wanted to check you had clean shirts for work.


And when you have been on the lash and that dream you had is broken when your wife screams at you and the stone wall you were peeing against behind the pub metamorphises into your bedroom wall and your bare feet are wet Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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