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| NE1 |
you know its Christmas when..........Mr NE1 sits laughing at the repeat of a Christmas special Dads Army - his ultimate fave programme!
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| raveydavey |
You know it's Christmas when members of your family have to park outside your house as it's the nearest they can get in the car to the Tesco Extra superstore half a mile away.... | ||||
| Tommo |
You know it's christmas people have enough lights outside their houses to beat Blackpool illuminations 
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| nlag |
you once again realise that most of your family and some of your "friends" are superficial scum. | ||||
| kevin177 |
agreed, not going into too much detail but i had arranged a little soiree tonight, but things being bad at the moment with wifey none of her family turned up on the account of a little shit, that's called her brother rung people to say that we weren't talking and told people to stay away. i have got a lot of explaining to do with my mates in the morning thanks to the fat fugga. |
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| nlag |
Mate....I don't do explaining now....Just tell them the truth in the nicest possible way....I mean that too...Bad people can't handle truth delivered kindly. | ||||
| kevin177 |
reckon i have just put myself on the road to divorce, life is wonderful at the moment.
catch you guys whenever. thanks e/l for a good time. |
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| Gopher |
Cheer up Kev, you could always turn 
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| Fatty |
And move to Colchester. 
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| NE1 |
.... your sister-in-law comes up with the best crap present you have ever seen in your life!
An outdoor clock covered in ivy with a robin in the middle! (If anyone has one sorry to offend, but......................... )
Can't wait for next christmas! Mr NE1 & I have decided its war! Crap presents are the order of the day! I know she doesn't like me but Mr NE1 is her brother FFS!!! 
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| raveydavey |
Sounds delightful! 
I might order one myself... http://www.hurst-iw.co.uk/product...nts=&CAT_ID=229&P_ID=2026 |
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| NE1 |
that ^^^ is it!! How awful is that? who the fuck needs a clock on the outside of their house????
BTW if you want it you can have this one  its going to Marie curie shop otherwise!!
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| raveydavey |
Who knows? I work on the principle that if I'm thirsty it's time for a beer, if I'm hungry it's time for tea and if it's dark it's time to go inside. Works OK for me...
Thanks, but no. I've already ordered the delightful Outside-In Owl clock and thermometer from the same website so it would be a poor do to deprive the good charity shop people of a couple of quid, wouldn't it? 
Or perhaps you could save it until next Christmas, rewrap it and give it her back? 
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| nlag |
Ring them up and tell them you don't want anything to do with them ever again....Works for us. | ||||
| 30 Mill |
NE1
Whats marie Curie done to upset you?
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