wewantourdarbyback
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Why the f*ck?Me mum came home Friday night after having dinner with the Grandparents to be greeted by my Cat in her usual thick as two short planks way but no sign of hers. So she fed mine and went upstairs to find her cat cowering at the top of the stairs absolutely petrified. As she got closer she saw that Smidge was wet through so she thought she's fallen in our pond (as she had done once before when trying to catch a fish). As she got closer she realised that it was not water covering the Cat from behind her neck to the tip of her tail but Urine. Not the odd smell of animal urine either but the metallic smell of human urine.
Some f*cker pissed on one of our Cats.
WHAT THE F*CK?
Neither of our Cats are the brightest sparks but their timid as hell and wouldn't hurt a fly (mine was once outfoxed by a shrew but that's another story) but if your nice to Smidge she'll cuddle up to anyone. So why would someone piss on a cat? They don't even venture that far from our house, use our garden as a toilet rather than anyone else's and are virtually silent to anyone but me and me Mum.
I'm pretty sure it was one of the little sh*ts that live on our estate at the Glapthorn end of Oundle who decided that with our old Cat when he was getting old it would be a good idea to test if Cats really do land on their feet.
I knew there were some sh*ts in this world but I'd never imagine something like this would happen. Safe to say I was steaming last night when Mum told me.
Makes me wonder how they'd like it if I find them and piss on them. 
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raveydavey
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There are some none too pleasant people in this world, unfortunately.
Take heart from the fact she appears physically unscathed and report it to the RSPCA (it's unlikely plod will be interested). Might also be worth contacting your local paper as they normally jump at the chance of an animal story and it might just prick someones conscience.
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halfaperson
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"The moral progress of a nation can be determined by the way it treats its animals"
He Knew a thing or two that Ghandi Chap
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ArmleyWhite
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| halfaperson wrote: | "The moral progress of a nation can be determined by the way it treats its animals"
He Knew a thing or two that Ghandi Chap |
He did a good line in flip flops as well!
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Baldy
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Flip Flops  , we call em Thongs.
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raveydavey
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| Baldy wrote: | | Flip Flops , we call em Thongs. |
Halfa lives near Upperthong*. Which sounds painful whichever definition you use. 
*"near" as in nearer than I do
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halfaperson
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Yeah nice place, its a good walk away, nearer though is Netherthong (really) 
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NE1
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Re: Why the f*ck? | wewantourdarbyback wrote: |
Some f*cker pissed on one of our Cats.
WHAT THE F*CK?
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Some people don't like cats, they pee and poo in their gardens and spoil their plants.
May I suggest to look for someone with those sentiments.
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ArmleyWhite
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I fukcing hate cats shitting in my garden, but it weren't me. I'd have just shot the fukcer!!
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