raveydavey
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Swine fluBeing worried about the outbreak of swine flu I called NHS Direct for advice.
I tried for ages but couldn't get through - all I got was crackling on the line... 
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wewantourdarbyback
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Can't believe I laughed at that one 
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Tommo
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raveydavey
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You should easily be able to identify if you have swine flu.
One of the first symptoms is coming out in rashers.
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NE1
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| raveydavey wrote: | You should easily be able to identify if you have swine flu.
One of the first symptoms is coming out in rashers.
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...but so long as you use the oinkment you will be OK 
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raveydavey
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| NE1 wrote: | | raveydavey wrote: | You should easily be able to identify if you have swine flu.
One of the first symptoms is coming out in rashers.
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...but so long as you use the oinkment you will be OK |
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Tommo
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As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh. Pooh thought to himself; "If the pig sneezes, he's fuckin' dead!!"
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HarryofOz
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| Tommo wrote: | | As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh. Pooh thought to himself; "If the pig sneezes, he's fuckin' dead!!" |
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NE1
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there are hundreds of swine flu jokes doing the rounds (although probably just in the health service!)
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30 Mill
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They said there would be a Black president of the US of A when pigs could fly
100 days after Obama and look.....Pigs Flu
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Tommo
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