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Seven types of sex!!SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex .
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happenswhen you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue inthe face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have beenwith your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will havesex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have beenwith yourpartner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine ,and you usuallyhave sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called : Hallway Sex * This is when you have beenwith your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallwayyou both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nunin the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot standyour wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front ofeveryone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social SecuritySex. * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
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