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Baldy

OZZIES, are they Geniuses ??

If it were'nt for CW, would be a whitewash for Ozzies this month, question is, are we that much cleverer than our UK counterparts,
PS : CW has spent time in OZ, is this where he gets his smarts from  


Player Days Played Wins Avg Pts/Game Total Points
1. 30Mill 3 1 -- 22
2. CW 3 1 -- 21
3. HarryofOz 3 1 -- 20
4. Baldy 3 0 -- 18
5. eddiesleftfoot 3 0 -- 18
6. kevin177 3 0 -- 15
7. Tommo 3 0 -- 14
8. cardboardboxy 2 0 -- 14
9. cullen 1 0 -- 5
10. Gopher 1 0 -- 5
Mort

Re: OZZIES, are they Geniuses ??

Baldy wrote:
If it were'nt (grammar)for CW, would be a whitewash for Ozzies this month, question is, are we that much cleverer than our UK counterparts,
PS : CW has spent time in OZ, is this where he gets his smarts from  


Player Days Played Wins Avg Pts/Game Total Points
1. 30Mill 3 1 -- 22
2. CW 3 1 -- 21
3. HarryofOz 3 1 -- 20
4. Baldy 3 0 -- 18
5. eddiesleftfoot 3 0 -- 18
6. kevin177 3 0 -- 15
7. Tommo 3 0 -- 14
8. cardboardboxy 2 0 -- 14
9. cullen 1 0 -- 5
10. Gopher 1 0 -- 5



And, of course, the answer is NO!

Do you really want me to come out of retirement and prove it?

(Check Dec - Feb standings!)


       
raveydavey

I have so far been resisting the temptation to join in, so you upside-downers have a bit of a chance.

Much more crowing like this and I shall have to reconsider my stance... Very Happy
NE1

Oh I forgot about it, maybe I'll start in May

Isn't the plural of genius......geniuii Confused or is 'genius' already a plural of itself due to the 's' on the end  Confused
30 Mill

You all knew about the weather down here

Then you became aware of our sporting prowess

Then when you met Baldy, Harry and I, you were stunned by our rugged good looks

Now you know we happen to be smart as well

<Ive always counted CW as part time Aussie - he has the attitude down Pat)
raveydavey

30 Mill wrote:
You all knew about the weather down here

Then you became aware of our sporting prowess

Then when you met Baldy, Harry and I, you were stunned by our rugged good looks

Now you know we happen to be smart as well

<Ive always counted CW as part time Aussie - he has the attitude down Pat)


What has Pat got to do with this?  Confused
Mort

raveydavey wrote:
30 Mill wrote:
You all knew about the weather down here

Then you became aware of our sporting prowess

Then when you met Baldy, Harry and I, you were stunned by our rugged good looks

Now you know we happen to be smart as well

<Ive always counted CW as part time Aussie - he has the attitude down Pat)


What has Pat got to do with this?  Confused


Pat's my son-in-law and as it happens, he's just arrived in Australia to show them the error of their ways!
30 Mill

Ah thats just what we need!!! another str8 off the boat to tell us how to play cricket or rugby or poll taxes or the madcow disease

Where is he in Oz Mort? Which city area - working or touring the colonies?
Baldy

Christ I hope he hates it here Mort, otherwise he'll be draggin all his bleedin relations over  Sad

Tell him to visit Victoria, that'll put him off quick smart  
30 Mill

At least in Victoria he can get the following:
Brilliant Rugby League Club
Superb Football team
Cricket team at its best in all 3 forms of the game, not just one
the MCG
F1 Grand Prix
Superbikes
Bells Surfing classic (swim with the waves, not the sharks!!!)
Australian Open Grand Slam event
Presidents Cup Golf
Best wine region in Oz
Best Restaurants
Lygon St for an Italian flair
A Public transport system
Aussie rules
Leeds United Victoria Supporters Club
Great hosts
No stingers
Best police money can buy
Wonderful and modest citizens
Mort

30 Mill wrote:
Ah thats just what we need!!! another str8 off the boat to tell us how to play cricket or rugby or poll taxes or the madcow disease

Where is he in Oz Mort? Which city area - working or touring the colonies?


They (my step-daughter and 4 year old grandson are with him) landed in Cairns Wednesday arvo (Oz time) - They've hired a camper - the plan being to travel round the coast (should be passing Glenn in the next couple of weeks - I've warned them about the prawn!) ending in Perth in a couple of months - they'll stay there (on a tourist's visa, I understand), as Pat has a cousin who works there, until they fly back at the end of August.

Pat has found out that you apparently have bookies in your hostelries - He thinks he's died and gone to heaven!
30 Mill

Mort wrote:
30 Mill wrote:
Ah thats just what we need!!! another str8 off the boat to tell us how to play cricket or rugby or poll taxes or the madcow disease

Where is he in Oz Mort? Which city area - working or touring the colonies?


They (my step-daughter and 4 year old grandson are with him) landed in Cairns Wednesday arvo (Oz time) - They've hired a camper - the plan being to travel round the coast (should be passing Glenn in the next couple of weeks - I've warned them about the prawn!) ending in Perth in a couple of months - they'll stay there (on a tourist's visa, I understand), as Pat has a cousin who works there, until they fly back at the end of August.

Pat has found out that you apparently have bookies in your hostelries - He thinks he's died and gone to heaven!


Even I didnt know that!!!

When they hit melbourne, tell them I'll take them to a game of Aussie Rules - that should confuse them
Baldy

Bookies in pubs   , think he means the T A B's.
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