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Needing a number 2The other day I needed to pay a visit to the local convenience, so I sat down for a quick shit.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me - "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought it a bit strange I didn't want to be rude, so I replies "not too bad thanks"
After a short pause I heard the voice say "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered somewhat reluctantly "erm, just having a quick shit, how about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was "sorry mate, I'll have to call you back there's some twat in the next cubicle answering everything that I say" 
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