HarryofOz
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Mathematical proof that women are problems1. To get a woman takes time and money
Women = time x money
2. Time is money
Women = money x money, that is money[squared]
3. Money is at the root of all problems
Money = [root of]problems]
4. Transferring the formulas
Women = [root of]problems[squared]
5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out
Women = problems
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Tommo
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That doesn't add up
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HarryofOz
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See what I mean
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Gopher
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Re: Mathematical proof that women are problems | HarryofOz wrote: | 1. To get a woman takes time and money
Women = time x money
2. Time is money
Women = money x money, that is money[squared]
3. Money is at the root of all problems
Money = [root of]problems]
4. Transferring the formulas
Women = [root of]problems[squared]
5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out
Women = problems |
That is SO true Harry.
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Tommo
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Re: Mathematical proof that women are problems | Gopher wrote: | | HarryofOz wrote: | 1. To get a woman takes time and money
Women = time x money
2. Time is money
Women = money x money, that is money[squared]
3. Money is at the root of all problems
Money = [root of]problems]
4. Transferring the formulas
Women = [root of]problems[squared]
5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out
Women = problems |
That is SO true Harry.  |
Not all women
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wewantourdarbyback
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seen that before but still
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NE1
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....but you couldn't live without us
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Gopher
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Re: Mathematical proof that women are problems | Tommo wrote: | | Gopher wrote: | | HarryofOz wrote: | 1. To get a woman takes time and money
Women = time x money
2. Time is money
Women = money x money, that is money[squared]
3. Money is at the root of all problems
Money = [root of]problems]
4. Transferring the formulas
Women = [root of]problems[squared]
5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out
Women = problems |
That is SO true Harry.  |
Not all women  |
True, just the ones I marry.
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wewantourdarbyback
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Re: Mathematical proof that women are problems | Gopher wrote: | | Tommo wrote: | | Gopher wrote: | | HarryofOz wrote: | 1. To get a woman takes time and money
Women = time x money
2. Time is money
Women = money x money, that is money[squared]
3. Money is at the root of all problems
Money = [root of]problems]
4. Transferring the formulas
Women = [root of]problems[squared]
5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out
Women = problems |
That is SO true Harry.  |
Not all women  |
True, just the ones I marry.  |
*pats ian on the back*
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Tommo
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Re: Mathematical proof that women are problems | wewantourdarbyback wrote: | | Gopher wrote: | | Tommo wrote: | | Gopher wrote: | | HarryofOz wrote: | 1. To get a woman takes time and money
Women = time x money
2. Time is money
Women = money x money, that is money[squared]
3. Money is at the root of all problems
Money = [root of]problems]
4. Transferring the formulas
Women = [root of]problems[squared]
5. The 'root of' and the squared' cancel each other out
Women = problems |
That is SO true Harry.  |
Not all women  |
True, just the ones I marry.  |
*pats ian on the back* |
I was nowhere near his back
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Gopher
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No, she was at the bar getting a round in.
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