Garp
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I'm retiringReceived this today. I have binned my knives and ordered a ferrari and booked a 3 month trip around the world. See you poor people around.
From Miss Sarah Jones
Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.
Please reply me in private email address
sarah2008jones@live.fr
for more details
Dear Beloved One,
Compliment of the day to you and all the members of your family, l am Miss Sarah Jones from South Africa nationalization in Cote d'Ivoire, Am only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Jones, I was suddenly lost my parents in March 2008 . I am contacting you to stand as my foreign partner and my guardian in the Security Company here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire to enable the directors there to release the Consignment to you as my foreign partner whom late father stated in his agreement with them that I will provide my foreign partner who will claim the Consignment on my behalf.
The Consignment contained $17.7 Million American Dollars deposited in a Storage Custody of a Security Company here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire and the Certificates that covered the Consignment are with me here to forward to you.If you are sincerely to assist me in claiming the Consignment from the Security Company here.
Awaiting your immediate response.
Thanks and God bless.
Yours Sincerely,
Sarah Jones
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HarryofOz
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You lucky bastard, I never get offers like that.
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Garp
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Got one from Nigeria too. All I have to do is send them my internet bank account details and password, and they will transfer me $6 million.....I'm loaded.
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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky
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raveydavey
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halfaperson
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You lucky bugger all i get is offers of Penis extensions.
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Garp
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| halfaperson wrote: | | You lucky bugger all i get is offers of Penis extensions. |
Is that from the missus?
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halfaperson
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Not Likely shes already sick of replacing socks that have had the tops stretched too much.
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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky
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Microsoft Jumbo Draw
Microsoft is launching its first internet email program where in customers are chosen to receive cash prizes through their email addresses. Your email address has been chosen by the Microsoft Corporation because you have registered one of our products or visited one of our sponsored sites and have voluntarily given your email address to receive mails and promotions from us.
From the results of the Microsoft Jumbo draw that took place on the 15th of April 2009. Your E-mail address has come up as one of the winners; you have therefore won the sum of One Million British Pounds.
This cash prize must be claimed not later than the 29th of April 2009. After this date all unclaimed prizes will be declared void. All entries must abide by the Jumbo draw terms and conditions.
To view the terms contact your processing agent below to file for your claim under the following numbers:
Coupon Number: 378-059-132/FAA
Reference Number: WIN/83470/XRI
Alan Wright
The Microsoft Corporation.
microcorp_2009@rediffmail.com
Management.
The Microsoft Corporation.
Westminister
United Kingdom.
Woohoo - Garp where are you retiring to.......
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wewantourdarbyback
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Interesting...
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