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30 Mill

How to break the drought!!!

Simple

Build a pergola attached to your house, ensure the garden is dug up and the new windows and doors are required for the big holes in your walls and Oh ensure you need to paint the pergola before plummer and sparky come along!!!

Then watch it piss down for days on end

Bugger!!!
raveydavey

Sounds like global warming to me, mate!  Wink
wewantourdarbyback

Drought?
30 Mill

Our water levels had reached a measley 27% of capacity. Back in June if we kept using water at the rate we were, we would have run out of water entirely in just over a year - Thats a drought my friend
wewantourdarbyback

No need to sound snooty I didn't know anything about it.
raveydavey

30 Mill wrote:
Our water levels had reached a measley 27% of capacity. Back in June if we kept using water at the rate we were, we would have run out of water entirely in just over a year - Thats a drought my friend


Let us have your address and we can post you a bottle if you like.  Wink
30 Mill

How can you sound snooty of a forum - chillax - I was just telling you the story

Ravey - Any donations of water greatfully received - WHEN MY BLOODY RENNOVATIONS ARE FINISHED - are you listening God!!!
ArmleyWhite

Iv'e got a spare pair of wellies you can borrow.
30 Mill

Are they freshly nicked or old stock?
Gopher

raveydavey wrote:
30 Mill wrote:
Our water levels had reached a measley 27% of capacity. Back in June if we kept using water at the rate we were, we would have run out of water entirely in just over a year - Thats a drought my friend


Let us have your address and we can post you a bottle if you like.  Wink



Easy

30 Mill, Australia, left at the big rock.
raveydavey

Gopher wrote:
raveydavey wrote:
30 Mill wrote:
Our water levels had reached a measley 27% of capacity. Back in June if we kept using water at the rate we were, we would have run out of water entirely in just over a year - Thats a drought my friend


Let us have your address and we can post you a bottle if you like.  Wink



Easy

30 Mill, Australia, left at the big rock.




I was thinking something along the lines of

The house with no windows, an unpainted pergola and a garden that looks like the Somme, Melbourne

Wink
Mort

raveydavey wrote:
Gopher wrote:
raveydavey wrote:
30 Mill wrote:
Our water levels had reached a measley 27% of capacity. Back in June if we kept using water at the rate we were, we would have run out of water entirely in just over a year - Thats a drought my friend


Let us have your address and we can post you a bottle if you like.  Wink



Easy

30 Mill, Australia, left at the big rock.




I was thinking something along the lines of

The house with no windows, an unpainted pergola and a garden that looks like the Somme, Melbourne

Wink


Good idea Ravey, unfortunately I'm led to believe that describes half of Melbourne!  
30 Mill

Cheeky Buggers - Thats melbourne we're talking about

Voted "Worlds most Liveable City" twice in last 5 years*

(I firmly believe the other 3 years results were a result of us not having the Mighty Whites and ER in this fair city)

Bi-fold doors and winders goes in today - photos soon
wewantourdarbyback

Living requires Oxygen, Water and various other nutrients..


On that basis Peterborough could be the 'World's Most Liveable City'.
raveydavey

wewantourdarbyback wrote:
Living requires Oxygen, Water and various other nutrients..


On that basis Peterborough could be the 'World's Most Liveable City'.


No, there are too many turnip munchers there.
Gopher

wewantourdarbyback wrote:
Living requires Oxygen, Water and various other nutrients..


On that basis Peterborough could be the 'World's Most Liveable City'.




Is that a posh term for "It`s a shithole full of six fingered chavs???"
wewantourdarbyback

Peterborough is a shithole full of six fingers chavs and the odd English person these days.


I'd rather spend my time in Bradford.


Or Corby these days FFS.

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