halfaperson
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Hola from Los GigantesAlright everyone?
Bacon and egg, Daily Mail, Fiver in the bookies, couple of pints of Tetleys, game of bingo, snooze, few pints of Carling, Sky sports, eastenders, Fish n chips, live caberate, cover versions of Beatles songs few more tetleys and off to bed.
I love foreighn culture me
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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky
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"You lucky Baastard"...."You lucky lucky Baastard"
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raveydavey
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Bah!
The only local culture you'll be receiving is growing in the kitchens...
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nlag
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Sounds like home from home, where ever you are
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eddiesleftfoot
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Re: Hola from Los Gigantes | halfaperson wrote: | Alright everyone?
Bacon and egg, Daily Mail, Fiver in the bookies, couple of pints of Tetleys, game of bingo, snooze, few pints of Carling, Sky sports, eastenders, Fish n chips, live caberate, cover versions of Beatles songs few more tetleys and off to bed.
I love foreighn culture me  |
Daily Mail!!!!???? How could you??
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Baldy
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Re: Hola from Los Gigantes | halfaperson wrote: | Alright everyone?
Bacon and egg, Daily Mail, Fiver in the bookies, couple of pints of Tetleys, game of bingo, snooze, few pints of Carling, Sky sports, eastenders, Fish n chips, live caberate, cover versions of Beatles songs few more tetleys and off to bed.
I love foreighn culture me  |
Typical british tourist you aint wearing a hanky on your head tied at the corners have ya, and your trousers rolled up , I get this strange pic of Alf Garnett on holiday in me head...
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Gopher
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You seen his holiday sanps before then Baldy.
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raveydavey
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Re: Hola from Los Gigantes | Baldy wrote: | | halfaperson wrote: | Alright everyone?
Bacon and egg, Daily Mail, Fiver in the bookies, couple of pints of Tetleys, game of bingo, snooze, few pints of Carling, Sky sports, eastenders, Fish n chips, live caberate, cover versions of Beatles songs few more tetleys and off to bed.
I love foreighn culture me  |
Typical british tourist you aint wearing a hanky on your head tied at the corners have ya, and your trousers rolled up , I get this strange pic of Alf Garnett on holiday in me head... |
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halfaperson
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getting into the swing of it now. Started rolling me socks down to the top of me sandals now and just finished off a pint of sangria
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raveydavey
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| halfaperson wrote: | getting into the swing of it now. Started rolling me socks down to the top of me sandals now and just finished off a pint of sangria |
You'll be calling the barman Pedro next and demand proper English food like pizza or a curry and "none of that foreign muck"
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eddiesleftfoot
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Don' t forget to to speak loudly and slowly and if you don't know the Spanish word just add an 'O' to the English equivalent
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halfaperson
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Well that was most pleasant week. Very nice. First Time in Los Gigantes and it was not quite as Brit infested as some other parts of the Island. (You can decide for yourselves on whether that is a good thing or not ). I have some very disturbing news for you though .
We were up at 6am to leave so i had a wander to the pool to see who all the selfish pillocks were who put their towels on the loungers and wandered down to them at about 2PM. Well far from been the hun as is commonly assumed it was Mr and Mrs Twatson from UKshire. Usually with a copy of the Mail and an expresion of a Bulldog licking the piss off a nettle.
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NE1
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where is Los Gigantes?
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Gopher
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http://www.turismodecanarias.com/...?gclid=CMny5ciAoZICFQ2KMAodoAJtMA
Canary islands, not been there myself, but have done Gran Canaria, Fuerteventura [twice] and Lanzarotte
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NE1
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Oh .....sand......I don't do sand......it gets in places it shouldn't
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Gopher
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That depends on what you are doing, and the technique you use.
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nlag
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| NE1 wrote: | it gets in places it shouldn't  |
...and nothing worse than gritty cucumber sarnies is there
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NE1
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| nlag wrote: | | NE1 wrote: | it gets in places it shouldn't  |
...and nothing worse than gritty cucumber sarnies is there  |
Seaside sarnies plurlease.....
egg, mayo and tomato
Nothing else will do
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ArmleyWhite
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| NE1 wrote: | | where is Los Gigantes? |
West coast of Tenerife. I was there in begininging of Feb on a fmaily hol. Did some cracking scuba diving off los Gigantes. You have to keep a very close eye on your depth as the cliffs go to around 1000 metres below sea level, being right on the very edge of the continental ridge!
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wewantourdarbyback
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I would have said hi from Val Cenis
but it was too much fun
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