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halfaperson

Hola from Los Gigantes

Alright everyone?

Bacon and egg, Daily Mail, Fiver in the bookies, couple of pints of Tetleys, game of bingo, snooze, few pints of Carling, Sky sports, eastenders, Fish n chips, live caberate, cover versions of Beatles songs few more tetleys and off to bed.

I love foreighn culture me
cardboardbox?Youwerelucky

"You lucky Baastard"...."You lucky lucky Baastard"
raveydavey

Bah!  Rolling Eyes

The only local culture you'll be receiving is growing in the kitchens... Twisted Evil

Wink
nlag

Sounds like home from home, where ever you are Cool
eddiesleftfoot

Re: Hola from Los Gigantes

halfaperson wrote:
Alright everyone?

Bacon and egg, Daily Mail, Fiver in the bookies, couple of pints of Tetleys, game of bingo, snooze, few pints of Carling, Sky sports, eastenders, Fish n chips, live caberate, cover versions of Beatles songs few more tetleys and off to bed.

I love foreighn culture me


Daily Mail!!!!???? How could you??  Very Happy
Baldy

Re: Hola from Los Gigantes

halfaperson wrote:
Alright everyone?

Bacon and egg, Daily Mail, Fiver in the bookies, couple of pints of Tetleys, game of bingo, snooze, few pints of Carling, Sky sports, eastenders, Fish n chips, live caberate, cover versions of Beatles songs few more tetleys and off to bed.

I love foreighn culture me


Typical british tourist    you aint wearing a hanky on your head tied at the corners have ya, and your trousers rolled up    , I get this strange pic of Alf Garnett on holiday in me head...
Gopher

You seen his holiday sanps before then Baldy.  Cool  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
raveydavey

Re: Hola from Los Gigantes

Baldy wrote:
halfaperson wrote:
Alright everyone?

Bacon and egg, Daily Mail, Fiver in the bookies, couple of pints of Tetleys, game of bingo, snooze, few pints of Carling, Sky sports, eastenders, Fish n chips, live caberate, cover versions of Beatles songs few more tetleys and off to bed.

I love foreighn culture me


Typical british tourist    you aint wearing a hanky on your head tied at the corners have ya, and your trousers rolled up    , I get this strange pic of Alf Garnett on holiday in me head...




halfaperson

Laughing  getting into the swing of it now. Started rolling me socks down to the top of me sandals now and just finished off a pint of sangria
raveydavey

halfaperson wrote:
Laughing  getting into the swing of it now. Started rolling me socks down to the top of me sandals now and just finished off a pint of sangria


You'll be calling the barman Pedro next and demand proper English food like pizza or a curry and "none of that foreign muck"

   
eddiesleftfoot

Don' t forget to to speak loudly and slowly and if you don't know the Spanish word just add an 'O' to the English equivalent  
halfaperson

Well that was most pleasant week. Very nice. First Time in Los Gigantes and it was not quite as Brit infested as some other parts of the Island. (You can decide for yourselves on whether that is a good thing or not Laughing ). I have some very disturbing news for you though Shocked .

We were up at 6am to leave so i had a wander to the pool to see who all the selfish pillocks were who put their towels on the loungers and wandered down to them at about 2PM. Well far from been the hun as is commonly assumed it was Mr and Mrs Twatson from UKshire. Usually with a copy of the Mail and an expresion of a Bulldog licking the piss off a nettle.
NE1

where is Los Gigantes?
Gopher

http://www.turismodecanarias.com/...?gclid=CMny5ciAoZICFQ2KMAodoAJtMA


Canary islands, not been there myself, but have done Gran Canaria, Fuerteventura [twice] and Lanzarotte
NE1

Oh .....sand......I don't do sand......it gets in places it shouldn't  Rolling Eyes
Gopher

That depends on what you are doing, and the technique you use.  Cool  
nlag

NE1 wrote:
it gets in places it shouldn't  Rolling Eyes


...and nothing worse than gritty cucumber sarnies is there Cool
NE1

nlag wrote:
NE1 wrote:
it gets in places it shouldn't  Rolling Eyes


...and nothing worse than gritty cucumber sarnies is there Cool


Seaside sarnies plurlease.....

egg, mayo and tomato

Nothing else will do Rolling Eyes
ArmleyWhite

NE1 wrote:
where is Los Gigantes?


West coast of Tenerife.  I was there in begininging of Feb on a fmaily hol.  Did some cracking scuba diving off los Gigantes.  You have to keep a very close eye on your depth as the cliffs go to around 1000 metres below sea level, being right on the very edge of the continental ridge!
wewantourdarbyback

I would have said hi from Val Cenis


but it was too much fun Twisted Evil
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