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| Garp |
French tossers at it againEvery time they have an internal dispute, it spills over to the UK......Shut the tunnel and nuke the twats. France is too nice a country to be wasted on that bunch of *****. Fucking sick of them bringing our economy into their problems. Can't the shit bag run away coward ***** sort out their own problems in their own country for once. Their biggest export at the moment must be illegals because they don't have the balls to sort that out either.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7998795.stm |
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| raveydavey |
Simple answer, use the Chunnel. Or drive to Zeebrugge and get a North Sea Ferry (as was) to 'ull.
To be fair, standing up for their own subsidised rights is the one thing the cheese eating surrender monkeys do well. |
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| Garp |
This will once again cost owner drivers a fortune and possibly their livlihoods......The French are the syphallis of Europe and should be vaccinated from existance......But that is purely my unemotional view 
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| Garp |
Soz mate....Operation Stack will make the M20 a lorry park again.....More chance of getting a number 9 bus in the rush hour |
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| NE1 |
they have nice mountains tho'  
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| raveydavey |
But they have truly rubbish toilets, many of which date back to the days of Richard the Lionheart. |
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| Garp |
They do, they have a nice country....Far too nice for them.....Exterminate 
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| 30 Mill |
I thought their official title was "Flag waving, chesse eating surrender monkeys"???
God I love that jibe!!!! |
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| raveydavey |
Headline in todays paper: "Continent cut off"
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| Garp |
Just saw on the Beeb that a group of Somali Pirates misunderstood the attempts of surrender by a French war ship, and surrendered themselves instead.  Boy will they get some stick when they get home.
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| raveydavey |
LOL
Enter french military victories into Google and click "I'm feeling lucky" 
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| Garp |
Great stuff......That is one of my all time fave French jokes
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees? A. So the Germans could march in the shade. |
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| raveydavey |
President Sarkozy has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide".
There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.
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| Garp |
Committed to memory for future use.....Excellent stuff
Tempted to write something along the lines of Britsish lorry drivers, having blockaded the white flag factory and neutralising the French military, march on the Champs Elysees armed with prawn cocktail, beef stew and dumplings, spotted dick and custard. The French cabinet more used to corn inflated goose organs, duck cooked in duck fat and Creme Anglais, are forced to consider their digestion. The Union Flag will be flying over Paris by dawn. |
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| wewantourdarbyback |
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