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This bit made me laugh
Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
And this
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
ANd finally
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
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