Earthquake

wewantourdarbyback · Earthquake

well that was fun Cool

Benlufc

didnt wake me. would have been ace out in town lol

my cousin woke me up after txting me about it.

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky

I live about 8 miles away from the "epicentre"

Fuck Me Shocked

The noise was horrendous - woke up wondering WTF was going on.

Then had a meeting with our new neighbours at 1.00am in the street

Well there goes my "earthquake virginity" - don't want a repeat thanks Shocked

wewantourdarbyback

Its my second one, I was awake for the Dudley one a few years back. Were all sat atching shaun of the Dead, and my fltmates wee confused (and scard) till i pointed out tha that was a eartquake

raveydavey

Did the earth move for you?

Noisy bugger wasn't it? Damn near shook me out of bed!

So thats a hurricane, an earthquake...whats next?

Tommo

Was at work, sat in siting room having my break when the whole room shook!! Must admit was very weird experience. Shocked

cardboardbox?Youwerelucky

wewantourdarbyback

raveydavey

Oh, and I forgot we survived the Leeds Tornado a couple of years back too....

NE1

It was a 'baby', it hardly lastest long enough to be called an earthquake.

That said, it was qite good fun and brought back many memories.

Hair

I found this on B3ta...

nlag

Tommo

raveydavey

An Earthquake measuring 5.2 on the Richter scale hit Lincolnshire this Wednesday morning. Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying ''Orl me belongeens ar brock'', ''Worapend?'' and ''Ah canna bayleeve eet''.

The earthquake decimated the area, causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of momentos from Ibiza, Corfu, Rhyll and Blackpool were damaged beyond repair. Areas of historic imortance were destroyed and cars burned out. Many locals were woken before their Giro's had arrived. One resident, Kylie, a 15 year old mother of Three said '' It was such a f**kin' shock, little Chardonnay-Destiny came runnin into ma bedroom cryin' '' me ands were shekkin that much Ah coulh ardly skin-up''.

The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with this crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have so far found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke sovereign rings, benifit books and Poundstretcher Ornaments.

How can You help?

This Appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate s cought up in this disaster. Urgently needed clothing includes :- Lacoste tracksuits, White socks, Burberry caps, Beanie hats and Rockports. Food Parcels are also needed. They include McCain oven chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizza. Alcohol is also in short supply. Especially required is White Lightning Cider and Special Brew. Cash donations are also needed. 22p buys a signin' on biro, £20.00 buys a fake MOT and £16.00 buys 200 Regal from back of Tomo's wagon.

wewantourdarbyback

I could make the really bad pun that after last night match leeds had survived an earthquake and now a storm Rolling Eyes

nlag

Had a text from Gopher yesterday asking if Pakistan had started a quake fund for us yet Shocked

halfaperson

I Got one as well. Something about a bomb with no nails.

nlag

Pikey's fave thread that was

Cozy