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Eddie Gray
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:51 pm    Post subject: The hair cut... Reply with quote

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was
pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door..

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves
the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and
when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot
accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The
professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your
Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept
money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member
of Parliament is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
between the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament.





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Allan Clarke
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Location: South Of London (ask Pikey)

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shouldn't this be in the Current Affairs Forum?  Very Happy




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