Tommo
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Joined: 07 May 2007
Posts: 1923
Location: Leeds
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 Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:23 am Post subject: The Bet!! |
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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carryinga bag of money.
She insisted that she must speak with thepresident of the bank to open a savings account because, 'It's alot of money!'
After much hemming and hawing, the bank stafffinally ushered her into the president's office (the customer isalways right!).
The bank president then asked her how much shewould like to deposit. She replied, '$165,000!' and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
The president was of coursecurious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her,'Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?'
The old lady replied, 'I make bets.'
The president then asked, 'Bets?
What kind of bets?' The oldwoman said, 'Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square.'
'Ha!' laughed the president, 'That's a stupidbet. You can never win that kind of bet!'
The old ladychallenged, 'So, would you like to take my bet?' 'Sure,' said thepresident, 'I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!'
The little old lady then said, 'Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00AM as a witness?'
'Sure!' replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet andspent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,turning from side to side, again and again.
He thoroughlychecked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely noway his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old ladyappeared with her lawyer at the president's office.
She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet:'$25,000 says the president's balls are square!'
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see.
The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
'Well, Okay,' said the president, '$25,000 is a lot ofmoney, so I guess you should be absolutely sure.'
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall.
The president asked the old lady, 'What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?'
She replied, 'Nothing, except I bet him$100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada'spresident's balls in my hand!!!_________________ 
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