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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:27 am    Post subject: Terrible accident!! Reply with quote

A married couple was in a  terrible accident where the  man's face was severely burned.

The  doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So  the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was  suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband  and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where  the skin came from, and  they requested that the doctor also honor  their secret.

After all, this was a very delicate  matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at  the man's new face.

He looked more handsome than he  ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on  and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with  his wife, and he was  overcome with emotion at her  sacrifice. He said, "Dear,  I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.  How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replied,  "I get all the thanks I need every  time I see your mother kiss you on the  cheek."



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