THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Tommo

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a good year.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

_________________

raveydavey · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:50 pm Post subject:

But I thought the answer was 42?

_________________

Shhhhhh! It's a secret:
Secret Leeds!

	everythingleeds.myfastforum.org Forum Index -> Humour & General Gibberish	All times are GMT - 1 Hours
Page 1 of 1