Swine flu

raveydavey · Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:42 pm Post subject: Swine flu

Being worried about the outbreak of swine flu I called NHS Direct for advice.

I tried for ages but couldn't get through - all I got was crackling on the line...

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wewantourdarbyback · Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:43 pm Post subject:

Can't believe I laughed at that one Embarassed

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Tommo · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:18 am Post subject:

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raveydavey · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:23 pm Post subject:

You should easily be able to identify if you have swine flu.
One of the first symptoms is coming out in rashers.

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raveydavey · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:22 pm Post subject:

Tommo · Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 5:20 pm Post subject:

As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh. Pooh thought to himself; "If the pig sneezes, he's fuckin' dead!!"

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HarryofOz · Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:43 am Post subject:

NE1 · Neither Shallow Nor Sexist Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 1924

there are hundreds of swine flu jokes doing the rounds (although probably just in the health service!)

30 Mill · Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:27 pm Post subject:

They said there would be a Black president of the US of A when pigs could fly

100 days after Obama and look.....Pigs Flu

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Tommo · Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:55 am Post subject:

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