Sorry you guys from down under...............

Tommo

> ... a true Aussie
>
>
> Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of
> living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa. A few
> days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across
> and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door but on his
> way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front
> yard chasing about 10 hens not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese
> customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
>
> The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about
> to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
> Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to
> interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on
> hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last
> go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull
> down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull's
> bum.
>
> The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese
> man and says 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?
> I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running
> around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass,
> and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that
> bull's bum, it could just about shit on you.'
>
> The Chinese man is very taken back and says 'Sorry sir, you no
> understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian
> Customs.'
>
> 'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't
> Australian customs.'
>
> 'Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese
> man,' He say to become true Australian, I learn to chase chicks, drink
> piss, and listen to bull-shit'
>

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