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Cozy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:32 pm    Post subject: Newsflash! Reply with quote
20 people have been found stuck to a wall in a tube station Police think that Irish Muslims have set off the first No More Nails bomb.

Wink Laughing
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Tanhilltimmy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobody texted me that... Razz
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Cozy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can honestly say that no one sent it by text to me either Wink Laughing In fact should the above been sent via a telephone medium to more than one person I'm quite sure that everyone would indeed comment upon the senders mobile phone habits/usage.

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kevin177
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
although it as old as i am it still makes me chortle Very Happy



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tanhilltimmy wrote:
Nobody texted me that... Razz


Recent texts I have recieved :-

Following the death of Pavarotti, the 3 Tenors will now be known as Twenty Quid.

Pavarotti's funeral is set to cost £50000. Just goes to show you don't get much change out a tenor these days.

Pavarotti's at the Pearly Gates and St Peter hands him over to God and says " Here's that tenor I owe you "
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
pavarottis place in the the 3 tenors will be taken by elton john, they will now be know as the 2 tenners and the nine bob note.



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:55 am    Post subject: Re: Newsflash! Reply with quote
Cozy wrote:
20 people have been found stuck to a wall in a tube station Police think that Irish Muslims have set off the first No More Nails bomb.

Wink Laughing



Think I may have heard that before. Laughing



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NE1
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
from B@stard:

Nissan Dorma
one overweight owner

will accept a tennor for it..............
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