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 Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:08 pm Post subject: Junior school children writing about the sea!!! |
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1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't
have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its
head. (Billy age 
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the
sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said
they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny
tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is
always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my
Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think
what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels
can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea
where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it
makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each
other. (Becky age
13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she
was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because
water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)._________________ 
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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe_________________ 
This week, I be mainly drinking bleach. |
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