The young lady received her bachelor's degree from Yale and her
M.B.A. from Harvard. When she got her first job, her expectations
were high, but three years without a promotion nearly destroyed her
self-confidence. She was about to quit when her father called her in
and said, "You can't give up. Business isn't like school - you have
to marshall every resource you have to get ahead. Go back to work
and play to win."
The woman went back to work, and a week later she got herself
transferred to a new division. The results were startling. Three
months after that, she was named to a managerial position. Nine
months later, she became a regional manager. And just six months
after that, she stopped by her father's house one night and said,
"Daddy, guess what. I was in my boss's office today when he told me,
"Julie, I have a surprise for you. As of today, you're an assistant
vice-president."
Her father exclaimed, "That's terrific. I hope you told him how
grateful you were."
"I tried to," she said. "But he doesn't like it when I try to talk
with his dick in my mouth."_________________
This week, I be mainly drinking bleach.
