How to tell if your married!!!!!!!

Tommo

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was> wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?'

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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky · Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:05 pm Post subject:

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BOXYS BAR - LIQUER UP FRONT AND POKER IN THE REAR

NE1 · Neither Shallow Nor Sexist Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 1527

sadly very true Laughing

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