Due to current affairs this is in the correct section.
Thanks to Mr Ed on websponge for this.
Compiled by Westminster Productions in association with HM Revenue and Customs.
To make your Christmas go with a real zing, here on two discs are everyone’s favourite Christmas songs and carols.
Disc One features all-time pop classics including:
Harry Belafonte- Marys Boy Child Benefit
Mariah Carey- All I Want For Christmas is my 2 CDs
Shakin Stevens- Blue Christmas (at No 11)
Frank Sinatra - Have Yourself A Merry Little Bank Account
Johnny Mathis- When A Child Is Born, claim benefits
Bruce Springsteen- Claus (from Poland) Is Coming To Town
Judy Collins- Amazing Disgrace
Daniel O'Donnell - An Old Christmas Card (lost in the post)
Paul Grey - I'll Be Home For Christmas
Disc two features the Choir of Westminster Abbey singing favourite carols including:
Joy To The identity fraudsters
Ding Dong Merrily in the Commons
O Come, All Ye Illegal immigrants
Good Revenue Men, Rejoice
Price only 8.99, delivered free by TNT couriers (delivery not guaranteed by Christmas... or ever)_________________
This week, I be mainly drinking bleach.
Sure Gordon will enjoy his copy 