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Gelderdender
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 Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject: Bugga |
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| On the way back from Leeds last Saturday I was just going to stand up on the coach when the driver hit the brakes, I hit the arm rest and I know find out after a visit to the Doctors that I have bruised my ribs. It hurts would hate to crack a rib that must really hurt..
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raveydavey
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:21 pm Post subject: Re: Bugga |
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| Gelderdender wrote: | | On the way back from Leeds last Saturday I was just going to stand up on the coach when the driver hit the brakes, I hit the arm rest and I know find out after a visit to the Doctors that I have bruised my ribs. It hurts would hate to crack a rib that must really hurt.. |
It does - and the best bit is they can do nowt for it, except give you some painkillers.  |
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kevin177
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30 Mill
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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| No point telling you any funny gags is there mate - Hurt like a bastard dont they
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Gopher
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1985
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NE1
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raveydavey
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| 1985 wrote: | That happened to me about 5/6 years ago coming back from Newcastle, i was stood up and pissed talking to some lads when all of a sudden the driver had to slam on the breaks, i slid side ways from the back of the coach right to the foot well of the door LOL evryone was pissing them selves when i stood up covered in spilt beer and fag ends !!  |
After some of the coach trips I've been on, you should be thanking your lucky stars it was just spilt beer....
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Tommo
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30 Mill
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| Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | After some of the coach trips I've been on, you should be thanking your lucky stars it was just spilt beer.... |
Which is why God invented the hosepipe and funnel attachment
(Alas some Lager drinkers will never know the difference!!)
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cardboardbox?Youwerelucky
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ArmleyWhite
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| cardboardbox?Youwerelucky wrote: | When I was about 19 me and my brother (who was 16 at the time) used to do kung fu - I was sparring with him as part of HIS grading and very early on in the fight I threw a fake punch to lift his guard up and then caught him flush in the ribs with a corking punch - anyway he doubled over and I (quietly) told him to fight on otherwise he would not pass his next grade - the fight lasted another 3 minutes with him holding his side and me hitting him in the same spot with a variey of kicks and punches
Turns out the first punch popped his "floating rib" and I kept hitting the same spot for the next 3 minutes  (he found out about the popped rib in A&E later that day )
Anyway he passed so there was nothing to really moan about  |
Ouch.. Bloody hell, I bet he was chuffed!!  I always remember Ali, fighting Spinks. In the very first round Spinks caught Ali a cracker in the face and broke Ali's jaw. Although in great pain and not realising just how bad the damage was he fought on for a further 12 Rounds.. That must have bleeding hurt? |
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1985
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| Did i ever tell you about that time i was in an airplane crash, over the mount Andee's and we at to eat fellow passengers just to survive ?
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nlag
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| Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Got up to go to the loo the other night and stubbed my little pinky on the end of the bed.....Agony it was....Healed by the mormimg though.
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nlag
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| Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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| 1985 wrote: | | we had to eat fellow passengers just to survive ? |
Sounds like Ryanair check in.
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raveydavey
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| Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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| nlag wrote: | | 1985 wrote: | | we had to eat fellow passengers just to survive ? |
Sounds like Ryanair check in. |
No mate - it can't be. If it was Ryanair check in he'd have been charged for the privilege |
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